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Durable stitching, a matching fabric sweatband, and a secure plastic snap closure make it easy to wear every day — a small, smart way to signal wit to fellow travelers along your routine routes.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- Structured 5-panel mid-profile cap with seamless front panel\u003cbr\u003e- 65% polyester \/ 35% cotton blend for durability and comfort\u003cbr\u003e- Matching fabric undervisor and sweatband with 6 sewn eyelets\u003cbr\u003e- Premium durable plastic snap closure for adjustable fit\u003cbr\u003e- Decorated by embroidery or DTF for crisp, long-lasting graphics\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Use warm water and dish soap and clean spots off your hat. It's not necessary to soak the whole item. 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