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Delusional Human

Embroidered Troop Delusional Human Crewneck

Embroidered Troop Delusional Human Crewneck

Regular price $38.00 USD
Regular price Sale price $38.00 USD
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Soft, warm, and quietly bold — this crewneck sits like an easy companion on chilly mornings and late-night strolls. The medium-heavy 50/50 cotton–poly blend feels substantial without weighing you down, and the classic fit with ribbed collar and cuffs keeps the silhouette clean and familiar. A small, embroidered emblem on the left chest adds a subtle, handcrafted touch that reads as thoughtful rather than loud. Durable double-needle stitching and OEKO-TEX certified dyes mean this sweatshirt stands up to regular wear while meeting safety and environmental standards. Wear it when you want something reliable, comfortable, and a little understatedly distinctive.

Product features
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for cleaner look and reduced fabric waste
- 50/50 cotton–poly medium-heavy (8.0 oz/yd²) for warmth and durability
- Ribbed knit collar and cuffs with double-needle stitching for shape retention and strength
- Embroidered left-chest (and optional placements) detail; DTF inner neck labels and DTG prints
- OEKO-TEX certified dyes; ethically sourced US cotton and safety compliance (flammability, heavy metals, phthalates)

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
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