Delusional Human
Delusional Human Society Tee
Delusional Human Society Tee
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This is the first official piece from the Delusional Human Society.
A marker of belief, boldness, and being early.
Designed for the ones who support the delusion before there’s proof.
For the people who trust their gut, follow their spark, and choose to show up for themselves (and this brand) from the very beginning.
Featuring the clean Delusional Human Society badge, this tee is a wearable reminder that you said yes before the world caught on.
The delusion starts here.
Thank you for being Day One.
Your purchase supports:
• Independent, values-driven branding
• Future DHS collection drops
• More creative work, community building, & insane delusion
• A founder-led business (hi, it’s me 👋🏼)
This is a wearable membership — not a mass-produced shirt.
A soft, naturally colored cotton tee that feels like a quiet morning walk. The front carries a small, subtle logo while the back blooms with a friendly daisy and the phrase “DelUsional Human Society,” blending playful irony with gentle charm. Lightweight but sturdy, it wears in comfortably and keeps its shape through washes. Wear it on slow weekends, at meet-ups with fellow weirdos, or layered under a jacket for low-key outings — it’s the kind of shirt that says you don’t take yourself too seriously, but you care about comfort and craft.
Product features
- 100% cotton solid colors; soft, medium-weight 180 g/m² fabric
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for clean drape and reduced waste
- Twill shoulder tape and ribbed collar to prevent stretching and retain shape
- DTF on sleeves/inner neck and DTG for main prints — crisp, detailed artwork
- Tear-away label, Oeko-Tex certified, and ethically sourced US cotton
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
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